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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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