the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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