They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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