That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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