Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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