I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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