You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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