can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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