"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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