I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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