Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I cockslap morals
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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