That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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