That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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