They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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