It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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