small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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