I looked at my own cervix.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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