I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
