"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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