It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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