Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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