Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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