i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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