WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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