Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
