More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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