Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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