I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
