Umm I'm too high to move.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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