if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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