look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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