i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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