Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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