I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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