I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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