I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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