Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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