hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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