then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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