Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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