what if I'm pregnant?
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If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I touched a dick in church today
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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