You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
