question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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