I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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