your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
We are two peas in an std pod
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
