bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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