if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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