I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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