So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
