Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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