I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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