Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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