I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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