Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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